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More Cheese Than Butter

by Defecated Limburger

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Let's set the scene:

Wretched summer of 2021. Check. Everyone was bored out of their collective gourd. Check. Impending gloom of the fall of the US of A. Check. Debt collectors and overall menacing and pissed off individuals attending The lead singer of The Buttler Boyz funeral. Check.

August 27th. A sunny day was wasted to bury the piece of shit singer of The Buttler Boyz. It's so fucked up how he had brought people together because he was such a divisive and incendiary person. Meathole, the lead singer, died from a failed online live-streamed stunt designed to bring more attention to his shitty Maryland Manshon styled Glam band.

As he was overfilling a Magnum condom with the most dangerous drugs known to livestock, everyone watching his livestream knew that this was to be his broadcasted suicide. It was his last testament to debauchery only known to those he had unfortunately crossed paths with. Meathole promised if he perished, after the Magnum suppository was inserted and popped with a rusty syringe, that whatever he owed to anybody he crossed was to be paid by his attorney and lover, Don Powddder.

The screen flashed the date, time, location and collection instructions for his funeral as he was convulsing and yelling "Jesus, fuck me hard!!!". Everyone that had heard his song of the same name knew this was the end of Meathole. The song explained of his, by the account of his lyrics, that he was to "be penetrated by the Devils dick" and eventually succumb to the "Drug Cum" that would take his life.

As the crowd dispersed only three remained. Buck Futz, Dick Disasturd and Infernal Kernel. They found common ground in the tales of disgust they exchanged about Meathole. Eventually the subject of music came up and that each one of them were musicians unto themselves. The consensus was if Meathole could do it anybody could. So they talked of doing a project and executed a plan the next day to jam and eventually record a demo.

On August 28th, at the stroke of Midnight, the three of them snuck into the Space Needle's service elevator and set up their instruments and recording gear and proceeded to jam and record their one and only demo, More Cheese Than Butter, in the span of less than an hour. "We'll finish recording when we reach the top". All of them agreed.

Unfortunately this was the beginning and the end of Defecated Limburger. Their rise and fall was just as quick as they and their instruments were literally being hurled from the top of the Space Needle by security.

Fortunately for us, they were online when they were recording More Cheese Than Butter thinking this to be a superior streaming stunt even if they were to meet their demise.

Even though they survived, they vowed to never be in such a dangerous band again and to sell the rights of the music to Filthcake Records.

Welcome and witness the short life and perilous death of DEFECATED LIMBURGER... See you in Hell MEATHOLE!!!

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released October 15, 2021

Buck Futz=Geetarz & menacing HeeHaws
Dick Disasturd=Based Bass & Violent "Miss Mandrell" shoutouts
Infernal Kernel=Cover (F)art, Drumbz & professional whiny azz

Mixed, Mastered and fully waxed and bleached at the sterling and sterile Midland Marsh Studios North on September 2021 by R@ Soca

I have no friends so who really cares about anything anyway.

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Effluvia Tacoma, Washington

EFFLUVIA:
A heavy handed noxious and disgusting sledgehammer of filth literally from the bowels of Tacoma, Wa.

Rising from the ashes of Defecated Corpse, Tacoma Washington's Effluvia have been surviving the Apocalypse since their inception in 1992.

Garth: Guitar /Vox
Wayne: Bass/ Vox
Rich: Drums & Media
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